[ So this amazing thing happened to me last night, and one day I will feel right talking about it, but wow it has put me in a good mood, despite killing my ability to sleep! So you get a strip earlier than almost midnight! And you're welcome -- for any trauma Mrs. Blaney may cause.
Also, a friend pointed out that Conrad is not nearly manly enough to be wearing an iron cross. This is pretty much 100% true. Sorry Conrad.]